Whatcha talking aboot?
dynamicoceans:

Out of Nowhere by Rhapsody-In-Blue on Flickr.
k-aff:

ancient-lights:

This is so cool. You normally only see lightning for a split second and it’s gone, but since this is looped, we see the beauty over and over

The more you look at it the cooler it is

k-aff:

ancient-lights:

This is so cool. You normally only see lightning for a split second and it’s gone, but since this is looped, we see the beauty over and over

The more you look at it the cooler it is
dynamicoceans:

Sea Dragon by BlakeLewisPhotography on Flickr.
katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

zoology-bro:

Hairy frog. (Trichobatrachus robustus)
Everybody sit down, because I promise that you aren’t ready for the tornado of badassery that I am about to send your way.

When attacked, the hairy frog will break its own bones and force them through its toe pads to create mad claw-type-things. 
Yup. 
This frog goes full wolverine on whatever was crazy enough to take it on. Although it isn’t known how the frog retracts it’s insane bone-claws (no one was stupid enough to hang around once they saw it enter X-men mode, clearly), it’s thought that the claws later retract passively, while the damaged tissue is regenerated.
It’s literally a few drops of adamantium away from changing its name to Logan. 
Image: Gustavo Carra
Also known as: Horror frog (no I’m not joking)

zoology-bro:

Hairy frog. (Trichobatrachus robustus)

Everybody sit down, because I promise that you aren’t ready for the tornado of badassery that I am about to send your way.

When attacked, the hairy frog will break its own bones and force them through its toe pads to create mad claw-type-things.

Yup. 

This frog goes full wolverine on whatever was crazy enough to take it on. Although it isn’t known how the frog retracts it’s insane bone-claws (no one was stupid enough to hang around once they saw it enter X-men mode, clearly), it’s thought that the claws later retract passively, while the damaged tissue is regenerated.

It’s literally a few drops of adamantium away from changing its name to Logan. 

Image: Gustavo Carra

Also known as: Horror frog (no I’m not joking)

celestialdoe:

🌿

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor