I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
The ghost of James Potter reveals himself to his friend, Sirius Black.
"I’ve just been murdered," he tells Sirius.
Sirius gasps in horror, “You’re joking.”
James looks him in the eye and replies, “I’m dead, Sirius.”
fevrecodes I thought you would like this
Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.
THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
In case you are sad here are some animals wearing sweaters.
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich